Oh, boy, I can’t wait until the next satanic paradiddle meeting! (We’re playing Bananagrams, and this is the only thing Ellen could do for the round.)
when someone touches my food
My fan letter to Jennifer Lawrence. I didn’t think it needs any embellishment.
The Euthanasia Coaster is a concept for a steel roller coaster designed to kill its passengers. In 2010, it was designed and made into a scale model by Julijonas Urbonas, a PhD candidate at the Royal College of Art in London. Urbonas, who has worked at an amusement park, stated that the goal of his concept roller coaster is to take lives “with elegance and euphoria.” It is a ride to the death. The seven loops or “inversions” put the human body under such stress that it causes the brain to be starved of oxygen, as the heart simply cannot push blood against the enormous g-forces. Even if it kills you, it is designed to still be a fun death. An honourable thought, if rather macabre.
I can make a rollercoaster that kills people too.
and I dont have my phd
rare candy treatment
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Oklahoma State makes field goal during earthquake
Bleacher Report: Oklahoma State kicked a field goal Saturday as a magnitude 4.5 earthquake shook the field.
The Cowboys kicker Ben Grogan made the kick, giving Oklahoma State a lead over rivals Oklahoma.
There are no initial reports of damage or injuries from the quake.
Photo: Richard Rowe-USA TODAY Sports via Bleacher Report
My parents were watching the game in our living room, and I ran out yelling “EARTHQUAKE” and Mom yelled, “SEE, ERIN FELT IT TOO” and my dad’s sitting in the recliner with hot wings yelling, “NO, THAT WAS OSU SCORING!” and then my sister emerges, “Hey guys, did you feel that?” and then Dad was don.e
i have an alarm app on my laptop that has an option to take a photo of you when the alarm goes off so i decided to use it. most of the photos look like these
and then theres the time i was i possessed
let’s agree to stop puns after December 31, 2013
What’s our pun-ishment if we don’t?
My worst nightmare.
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