Hey yo Ice Cream man!
Holy fucking shit wait up!!!!
Wow okay fuck you.
Do you think Tim Burton even has auditions for his movies anymore or does he just sit Helena and Johnny down and say “listen we’re doing another movie.”
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i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.
sometimes i forget that things like this on this website are actually real things somewhere out there
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chips and salsa are my favorite things
*salsas away with ur chips*
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my frieND emily loCKED HErself in a cupboard At SCHool aNd i cant GEt her tO coME out HElp
IM NOT COMING OUT UNTL you gET THAT GUY TO TURN OF THAT SHITTY COUNTRY MUSIC
emily i can see you taking selfies in there get out
Aren’t you that selfie taking white girl from that one post????
HOW DO YO U PEOPLE KEEP FINDING ME I EVEN CHANGED M Y URL I
u can run but u cant hide selfie girl
1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER
1324 is not in order Matt
ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE
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