You're not shaving my dog with a spoon. Not again.

May 23

A haiku:

Hey yo Ice Cream man!

Holy fucking shit wait up!!!!

Wow okay fuck you.

[video]

Do you think Tim Burton even has auditions for his movies anymore or does he just sit Helena and Johnny down and say “listen we’re doing another movie.”

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dangering:

mackleless

macklemore

macklemost

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[video]

Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.

[video]

kingbritish:

i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.

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reginasmom:

sometimes i forget that things like this on this website are actually real things somewhere out there

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grandkanye:

grandkanye:

chips and salsa are my favorite things

*salsas away with ur chips*

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gaychristianprivilege:

jimbertimber:

sweetnothings98:

radical-katya:

jimbertimber:

radical-katya:

my frieND emily loCKED HErself in a cupboard At SCHool aNd i cant GEt her tO coME out HElp

IM NOT COMING OUT UNTL you gET THAT GUY TO TURN OF THAT SHITTY COUNTRY MUSIC

emily i can see you taking selfies in there get out

Aren’t you that selfie taking white girl from that one post????

HOW DO YO U PEOPLE KEEP FINDING ME I EVEN CHANGED M Y URL I

u can run but u cant hide selfie girl

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emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER

1324 is not in order Matt

ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE

Science

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