parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

(Source: aubreyplza)

memeguy-com:

So we had disney day at our school
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memeguy-com:

So we had disney day at our school

phandoms-united:

art-sex-drugs:

I have finally hit my breaking point. For as long as I can remember I have endured my mother’s abuse, whether it is verbal, emotional, or as seen here physical. I can expect some act of violence on a daily basis, and her beating me is not an usual occurrence, but today something snapped. My mother did this unprovoked, and this time she didn’t stop. Usually it’s bad for a little while and then she’s done, today it went on for what seemed like forever. At a certain point I decided I was going to do something I never do, call the police. You see, my mother is a highly respected and very well known person where I live. She is on the board of ed, worked for CPS for many years, and is close personal friends with people like the local chief of police, director of our local CPS unit, and so on. I always knew that calling wouldn’t go anywhere and just upset her more, but today I had to try. While she was kicking me I found my opportunity, and somehow managed to get away from someone more than twice my size. I ran as fast as I could, knocking things over behind my, trying to find a phone. I dialed and they listened and my mother proceeding to beat me over it, while I screamed for help. For the second time today, I managed to get away from her and ran to my room. I barely had enough time to lock my door, before she starting trying to get it, to the point that she ripped my door off the frame. I decided I was going to stay locked in there, until the police came. The past few months I have been collecting evidence against her, voice recordings, pictures like these, and videos of her violence, so they couldn’t dispute what was going on. But I was dead wrong. 

When the officer finally came up to my room, I attempted to tell him my side of the story, but before I could get a sentence out he silenced me. HE told me that this was my mothers house, and I needed to live by her rules. If I didn’t she had the right to punish me. He also told me to be tankful for her, because he wanted to press assault charges against me. finally, he refused, despite my begging, for him to take me to a shelter for teens. 

I am utterly disgusted by the injustice that occurred today. I pray there is no one else out there who is living in such a situation. I am not sure exactly what I am getting out of writing this, except maybe that it’s just nice to be able to open up about this, when I have had to keep it a secret my whole life. idk. sorry for posting such heavy shit. 

Signal boost the fuck out of this

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moderndonjuan:

How come in a big box of crayons there are like 20 shades of blue that are all the same but only one yellow that actually shows up. Because then I run through the yellow really fast and what good is a box of crayons without your favourite colour

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vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

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trekbedtimestories:

lizgets-comics:

Sometimes I think about how attractive William Shatner was when he was younger and get really depressed. 

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LOOK AT HIM

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LOOK AT WHAT TIME DOES

He’s 83. EIGHTY THREE YEARS OLD. Time has been GOOD to this man. Your argument is invalid.

a-cis-anti-feminist:

oneboredjeu:

Have a nice day.

WHAT THE FUCK

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syntaxbitch:

Yes, yes. Very nice. But I’m just gonna add my favorite wardrobe change.

(Source: thedisneyprincess)

rennie123:

OMG AHAHAH on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/127445490
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rennie123:

OMG AHAHAH on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/127445490

Rules my Grandma’s Psychiatrist gave her in 56’

keepfitstayfab:

  1. Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
  2. Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
  3. Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat. 
  4. Never again do anything you don’t want to do. 

that’s damn good advice

(Source: crystalground)

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the-perks-of-being-a-fangirl2:

landofgay:

notsomadmaddy:

karkat-doodle-doo:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain


What?

nobody say a word

*squints loudly*…..….WHAT IS IT?!

THIS BOTHERS ME SOMEONE EXPLAIN

no one say it

I’m not even in that fandom and I know it
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the-perks-of-being-a-fangirl2:

landofgay:

notsomadmaddy:

karkat-doodle-doo:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

What?

nobody say a word

*squints loudly*…..
….WHAT IS IT?!

THIS BOTHERS ME SOMEONE EXPLAIN

no one say it

I’m not even in that fandom and I know it

(Source: maastrictian)

thatsonofamitch:

deinoes:

queer-joanwatson:

alivechihiro:

hydrogyne:

"noot noot" factiod actually just statistical error. nice legs daisy dukes makes ah yes, the scalene triangle. it’s a metaphor. you put the outlier between your teeth but you very bark much meme

not all 9000 barrel rolls

but if those metaphors are so accepting, why is it that i, from bird school,

with equius

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