do you ever see something and think "wow. that is violently american”
You mean like glazed-donut-bacon-cheeseburgers?
my chopsticks know i’m white
real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end
“hit me with your best shot”
my linguistics textbook just pointed out that unlockable could either mean “able to be unlocked” or “not able to be locked.”
right now a baby is being born
right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can
life goes on
Hopefully this is not the same person
when you and your friend say the same thing at the same time
if you gave me $1000 to spend i would still click lowest to highest price
Where’s Internet explorer
where do u think
must we play god
I see that and raise you the tubamaphone. Alto sax mouthpiece on a tuba.
if I had to contact like….my 6th grade self, it would go somewhat like this.
stop white boys 2k14