Still the best Spider-Man villain one-liner
Danny DeVito in Jurassic World
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
why do all mens rights activists on reddit look like the dad from peppa pig
The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence