Me walking into school
Me at work
Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.
if people looked like their personality, we would have a lot of ugly people in this world.
telepath more like telepathetic
this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique
This is exactly how physics does not work.
Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door?
protesting outside of hobby lobby today in tulsa oklahoma!
honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf
my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab
- High School: Look down, look down, you'll always be a slave; look down, look down, you're standing in your grave
- Graduation: Now bring me prisoner 24601, your time is up and your parole's begun, you know what that means
- Yes, it means I'm free!
- College: No.
at first i was like: dude, how big is your cat?!
this was the best filler episode of all time.
the atla fillers were so good half the time i didn’t even realize they were fillers
when you touch something wet with your socks on
i need a hetalia episode where america and canada are arguing about bagged milk